One day a very happy-go-lucky girl was in Japan. Skipping with a Robot. The robot was one of the high-tec ones the Japanese people make. It could do everything, but it was very picky. It very much hated the smell of apples. So when they skipped by the orange tree the Robot sneezed.
Red thought this was really funny and laughed at the Robot. The Robot who can feel the emotions got really sad and ran away. Red got depressed and ran in the opposite direction. She kept on running until she was very far away. In fact she ran until she was in Russia. Where she met cupcake the Robot. They skipped until Cupcakes battery ran out (She wasn't as high-tec as the other Robots. Since it wasn't high-tec it couldn't be used as a translator.) Red started freaking out because she didn't know how toy speak Russian.
Someone asked her what was wrong in Russian and Red just stared at her as if she just skipped to Russia with a Robot. Ironic.
Red started to brainstorm. She came up with three idea's.
1. People were playing a joke on her and Cupcake.
2. Everyone has gone crazy and she is the last sane person on Earth.
3. She actually skipped to Russia and her best friend's name is Cupcake.
She decided that the real reason was that the Apocalypse was coming.
She ran into the middle of a crowd and tried to warn them all but they still started at her funny. Frustrated, she ran to cupcake and asked cupcake to call 911 so she could warn someone, but Cupcake was still low-tec and did not have the ability to call. What Red didn't realize is that they airport was right down the road where they know English.
Once she finally realized this she yelled the only word she knew they would understand.
BOMB!
The people thinking she was a terrorist, called the police, The Russian Police. Red ran around yelling Bomb and everyone walked slowly away not trying to cause her to blow them all up. Soon there was no one else to yell at. The police came quickly enough though so Red wasn't alone for long. They tranquilized her.
While she was out Cupcakes battery was finished recharging. Cupcake quickly realized Red had been tranquilized. The low-tec Robot then went to the Russian police and asked to be Red's lawyer.
The Russian police had no issues with this so when they all went to the court they had the first Robot as a translator.
All was find until a lunch break when the judge pulled out an apple to eat. The first Robot, who called him self Mike, started to freak out in 7 different languages. The judge who was unaware of Mike's issues with apples thought Mike must be having Robot issues and threw him out of the court room.
The red and Cupcake, not having a translator, started speaking gibberish.
They didn't know they called the judge a vampire and he looked like a pencil. The judge sent Red and Cupcake to jail for 3 months.














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Don't look back. It hurts too much. It's not how things WERE. It's how things WILL BE.
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