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Haha I don't know why i thought of this but i think it's funny..

They said I was kind,
so I didn't help the old lady cross the street.

They said I was caring,
so I told them to jump off a cliff and get it over with.

They said I was sane,
so I made a mutant army of snowmen to smite them all!

They said i was pretty,
so I called them ugly.

They said i was happy,
so I went emo.

They said I was sad,
so I smiled at them.

They said I was helpful,
so i blew up the elementary school.

They said I was angry,
so I told them I was sorry.

They said I was smart,
so I failed my IQ test.

They said I was going to work for them,
so I made everything 99% off on sale!

They said I was Loving....
So I killed them all!


I SURE PROVED THEM WRONG!
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~sadie1sasha2 Nov 7, 2009, 8:08:40 PM
lol you proved them your a rebel haha

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if life goes on so will I.
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~Lyss14 Nov 8, 2009, 11:35:19 AM
lol nice!! just, TOTALLY PROVED YOU WRONG!! lol
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~Picture125 Nov 8, 2009, 1:27:10 PM
haha i liked writing that!

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Don't look back. It hurts too much. It's not how things WERE. It's how things WILL BE.
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~Picture125 Nov 8, 2009, 1:27:25 PM
haha don't mess with me! I AMA REBEL! :P

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Don't look back. It hurts too much. It's not how things WERE. It's how things WILL BE.
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~Lyss14 Nov 8, 2009, 8:55:01 PM
lol i could tell... enjoymentness just radiated off it
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~sadie1sasha2 Nov 8, 2009, 9:17:07 PM
ahh please dont make me wear toilet paper hehe
:crying:

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if life goes on so will I.
.......
:SH:
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:iconpicture125:
~Picture125 Nov 9, 2009, 2:46:19 PM
haha okay...

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Don't look back. It hurts too much. It's not how things WERE. It's how things WILL BE.
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~Picture125 Nov 9, 2009, 2:46:52 PM
mhm

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Don't look back. It hurts too much. It's not how things WERE. It's how things WILL BE.
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